Everything Wrong With Our Government in <100 Words

Our government is like a fat, rich, spoiled child, who has never been told no.

Propped up on an oversized throne;

Under armed guard,

In a gun free zone.

Feasting on a buffet of corporate interest.

Drunk on free money

Fucking every warm hole it can find.

Mom’s too busy getting high to notice that the house is on fire

And the kids are fast asleep.

Apparently someone unplugged the smoke detector because it was making a weird noise.

Oh well… maybe just one more bump.

After all, who’s gonna know?

We’ll just hope for change tomorrow.